...This page is really easy to forget...

...er... I might conjure up some new minions to send to the "killy" house soon enough. Be patient people. Reading a description of the hideous dismemberment of little minions can't be THAT great!
Dis be where we keep our minions stored in a little box! They have trouble breathing, but hey... we dont' care.

And little do they know, after a weeks use, we... shoot em', and order a whole new set of em'. We figured we at least owed it t'them to meet you's guys before their... uh... "accidents."

So uh, here's the first few.