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An entire page dedicated to Tomochef Productions!? Brace yourself people. This could get smelly.
What is Tomochef Productions, you ask?
Well, even if you didn't ask, I'm tellin' ya, here and now, bro-hamms. Now listen well, (Unless you wish for your organs to be removed in a most unruly, and painful manner, and we don't want that, now do we.
Angry giraffe: Speak for yourself!!
Brandon: Shut up! ...Now then. Back to the subject at hand.)
Tomochef Productions is my... uh... Well, I dunno how t'describe it. It's kinda like a one man Marvel comics dealy. It's just me... and sometimes I get ideas from friends, (Whom I've promised a fare share of the credit, but... then again, i'm notorious for lying ^_^ ).
Yes folks. Tomochef Productions. It's the future, and if you don't believe me, just look in that soda your drinking. ...Don't see it yet? ...You will ^_^
Like I was saying, Tomochef Productions, in a nutshell, are my comics that me do. Starring Tomochef, of course. Angry giraffe, and Shebingu, or "shavin cream monkey" for those of you who like to make things unnecessarily long. Tomochef Productiosn will surely rule this planet in the very near future. Seal your doors and windows, folks. For when Tomo Production's invasion begins, nauxious gas will most definately follow close behind. aaAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAAAA!! ... ...*ahem...*
And on that note, you should know that Tomochef productions often goes off on horrible tangents. It's not limited to just comics. Work with me here, folks. I have a website!
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The afformentioned Tomochef
Tomochef, my friends. Sensible, reasonable, logical. Who doesn't like the guy who always says "I dont' think that's a good idea?"
Boy: I don't...
*BLAM!!*
NOW who doesn't like the guy who always says "I dont' think that's a good idea?" ... ... I thought so.
Anycrap, Tomochef. "Tomo" which comes from the japanese word for "sensible," but it's not the full word, so don't go around saying "Tomo" thinking you know japanese, now. The chef part is just... cause he needed an accessory, so I threw a chef's hat on him, and one of those... long aprons. He's me favorite one, and he has a baby clone. We'll talk about him later... ...If I feel like it.
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I finally got muh scanner and photoshop workin', and as a result, I put these groovy, hand drawn pictures in here. So uh... this would be Tomochef, folks. Marvel at him, and all his splendor... and... stuff...
(from left to right) baby Tomo, Tomochef, chibi Tomochef, and Baby Chibi Tomochef... ain't he cute?
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Angry Giraffe, a constant pessamist, and menace to all that is... reasonable
Aah, yes. Angry giraffe. Y'know, people, only half of his name is really accurate. He is very very angry, at everything, all the time. However, he isn't really a giraffe. Many a debate has been held as to what kind of creature he really is, but... nobody seems t'be able to figure out. (And for some reason, nobody ever thinks to ask Mr. Angry Giraffe himself). It may be suspected that not even he knows. Perhaps we'll find out in a later issue.
Anycrap, he's angry. Why? ...Pssh. Hell if I know. He's got a grudge against everthing, and he doesn't care who he takes down in the process of his constant... rage. Perhaps "rage" isn't the best word to use though. He's actually quite calm. (or at least, he hasnt' shot anything living in over two weeks, now...) |
So here he is. Better than that last crap for crap picture that was here. I burned that thing, it was so horrible. Anycrap, dis is Angry giraffe. He's angry.
(From left to right) Angry giraffe, Baby Angry giraffe, and Chibi angry giraffe. Chibi giraffe looks like an extra in a Mario cartoon...
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Shebingu (or "shavin cream monkey," for all you complicated not smart peoples)
Hee hee. It's a monkey. A real live monkey! ... ..well, not really, but still. Who can resist a cartoon that has a MONKEY in it.
Boy: I can...
Brandon: You again!?
*BLAM!!*
Okay. Moving on. Shebingu. Another shortened japanese term, meaning "shavin cream." The general concept for this character is a mystery. I have no friggin idea where it came from. He eats shavin cream, and then he explodes. That's about it... ...he's just... there for comic relief, I guess. even so, he's a monkey! I mean, c'mon! Who needs a purpose in life when they've got a monkey!?
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And of course, Shavin' cream monkey. Look at him! He's fricken insane!! |
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